Story The average sucker life

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At least 90% chance it will go on like this

0-7 poor malnourishment and parents don't give a shit about the kid, barely any memory made

7-12 go to school and suffer the process, learn simple stuff (basic math and language), have slight glimpses of joy in between the hours of day

12-18 get bullied or ignored, starts to get horny, jack off for the first time and then regret it later, food and music are alright, parents are super strict

18-22 Starts to get suicidal, teeth starts to hurt

22-25 really suicidal, teeth hurts like shit, starts to notice decline in energy levels

25-32 still suicidal, vision starts to weaken, nearly all of his teeth are rotting, dick barely erect most of the time

32-45 sex drive is dead, half of his teeth are removed, still hurts, back pain starts to develop, random extreme fatigue at least one time a day, can't see shit Infront of him

45-66 can't see shit, teeth pain is done, now back pain is dancing with pain, barely has energy to spare, midlife crises regularly, always afraid of the future, his walking speed is reduced, can't run anymore, muscles hurt randomly

66-death, back pain until death, can't see shit, always scared, can't walk properly, can't hear shit, food has become tasteless, nose problems, can't breath properly, leg hurt like crazy, barely any energy, starts to develop painful diseases, rots, suffers, and dies, every loved one he has remembers him for 5 days and then go on with Thier lives

Is this life for you?
 
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Pale God

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I feel you are just projecting when it comes to the teeth and vision stuff. Rest seems accurate but the rest also seems too exaggerated. Most of the stuff won't happen to me at the ages you named. Way later perhaps if I don't take care of myself.
 
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I feel you are just projecting when it comes to the teeth and vision stuff. Rest seems accurate but the rest also seems too exaggerated. Most of the stuff won't happen to me at the ages you named. Way later perhaps if I don't take care of myself.
It will come ... Sooner than expected... It will come...
 
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This post just reminded me I need to go to the dentist, my teeth don't hurt but I do need to take better care of them.
You can only save them for so long
 
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Maybe, but by the time I'm older, there'll likely be solid teeth regeneration or some great alternative so it won't matter as much. Every field, including dentistry, has been advancing rapidly, I see no reason why this won't continue for the next couple of decades.
Teeth are nearly useless anyway, 2 small pieces of my teeth broke in lower left half and the right half, just small pieces, but jaw veins started to pop out, now every fucking time I chew on something, a pain spike that startles (paralyses)me instantly, can't enjoy food anymore, not that I did enjoy eating, it is just this time I suffer a bit with a side of slop, oh I did not explain why my teeth broke, I have drank a "special substance" , unknowingly to me... This weakend my teeth about 100x times, or at least i speculate that it does more damage to teeth than a coco cola drink(about 100 times worse than coco cola), I have drank 16 liters of it in 2 weeks, after my teeth weakened, I ate a small meat pie, that pie had very tiny hard as fuck bones, I just chewed on it a little hard and now both teeth are fractured, great.... Just great, I wonder what nice surprises like this will appear in the future.
 
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No. i got bullied and ignored since 5. I got little energy since 2022 because my parents basically forced me to LDAR by removing my pc yell me everyday and insult me for 6 months. that made me depressed and lazy. I decided to cope with weed for like 6 months, that made everything worse to the point now i have psychosis. Now i have energy for nothing, sometimes i workout a little bit but thats it.
 
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No. i got bullied and ignored since 5. I got little energy since 2022 because my parents basically forced me to LDAR by removing my pc yell me everyday and insult me for 6 months. that made me depressed and lazy. I decided to cope with weed for like 6 months, that made everything worse to the point now i have psychosis. Now i have energy for nothing, sometimes i workout a little bit but thats it.
Well i said at least 90% not a 100%
You are a few exceptions, but it is still a very large chunk of the population, sorry to hear this man, this life is a complete bitch, you have no control over your destiny, no one has.

That's why my last 20 threads are about how shit life is.
 
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Well i said at least 90% not a 100%
You are a few exceptions, but it is still a very large chunk of the population, sorry to hear this man, this life is a complete bitch, you have no control over your destiny, no one has.

That's why my last 20 threads are about how shit life is.
Idk man. i dont like to complain about life usually. it just makes me feel more pain.
 
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Idk man. i dont like to complain about life usually. it just makes me feel more pain.
Well... If this helps at all try these things, they will ultimately fail but they might give your live a reason to exist

1.drink water from the tap (not bottled)
2.eat raw meat (start with fish)
3.sun gaze (take some time)
4.dirt shower (the dirt must be high quality and well taken care of)
5.use smaller devices like Nokias/ customware to lessen screen time
6.go vegan for some time
7.water fast for some days
8.go to the beach or seashore and go hunt some fish or oysters/crabs
9.start hitting yourself really hard to build up grit
10.flex all of your muscles super tight for a short duration, it might make you feel something different
 
Bitter

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Much of what you say is relatable, perhaps health problems can be treated, but what cannot be treated is the fact of having been a social reject all my life, at least that is what happens to me.
 
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Much of what you say is relatable, perhaps health problems can be treated, but what cannot be treated is the fact of having been a social reject all my life, at least that is what happens to me.
I have missed all things life has to give, now the only thing I am missing is dieing
 
Pale God

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Well... If this helps at all try these things, they will ultimately fail but they might give your live a reason to exist

1.drink water from the tap (not bottled)
2.eat raw meat (start with fish)
3.sun gaze (take some time)
4.dirt shower (the dirt must be high quality and well taken care of)
5.use smaller devices like Nokias/ customware to lessen screen time
6.go vegan for some time
7.water fast for some days
8.go to the beach or seashore and go hunt some fish or oysters/crabs
9.start hitting yourself really hard to build up grit
10.flex all of your muscles super tight for a short duration, it might make you feel something different
11. Kill yourself
 
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Boomers are the only generation who want to live until they’re in the Hundreds and then have their brain transplanted into an AI robot so they can terrorize the future generations forever.
 
MelaninQueen

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These comments are too painful to read but I'll say yes, this is exactly how does my life look like.
 
MelaninQueen

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Boomers are the only generation who want to live until they’re in the Hundreds and then have their brain transplanted into an AI robot so they can terrorize the future generations forever.
I agree.
 
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What was it?
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This unholy substance, basically your pour this in 1 liter water jar and then wait some time to resolve, then you drink it, this shit fucking hurt like crazy, if you drink one cup of it, it's a lot worse than coke, it fucks up your teeth beyond measures, I basically lost like 20 years of teeth life
 
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