The Character Assassination of Son Goku.

GeckoBus

GeckoBus

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May 28, 2023
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goku
a character
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bro the only multi dimension actual character in the entire franchise is Vegeta and even more hilarious:
Its because Toriyama fucking hates him lmfao
 
GeckoBus

GeckoBus

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May 28, 2023
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there is nothing likeable about Goku. Like, he never faces actual struggle.
Fucking Vegeta literally comitts a jihad and then nukes himself for the greater good.
Hes so much more relatable.

It's like the difference between Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse is a disgusting, pompous asshole. Hes a brown nosed know-it-all who never faces struggle. He's the definition of a chad.
Just consider the fact that Mickey never had to fucking date Minnie. HE ALREADY CREAMPIES HER MOUSEY COOCHIE AT NIGHT!

Meanwhile, Donald is a fucking 30 year old truecel. He cant hold down any jobs.
One of his female slut relatives dumped three kids from the hood at his place. Nigga has kids to feed and cant even keep a job because hes so fucked up. None of this is his fault.

And HERES THE THING!
HE CANT GET DAISY!
DAISY IS JUST FUCKING WITH HIM, USING HIM FOR FREE DINNERS AND SHIT
LIKE NOTICE HOW SHE NEVER EVER CARES ABOUT THE KIDS EVEN
AND SHE FUCKS A LITERAL CHAD CALLED GLADSTONE GANDER WHO
A)DOESNT HAVE TO WORK CUZ HES SO LUCKY AND GOOD LOOKING
B)DRIVES A HUGE CAR, LITERALLY GETS BORED OF MOGGING SO HARD AND TRIES TO FAIL BUT CANT

AND SHE FUCKS THIS GUYS EVERYTIME SHE REJECTS DONALD.

Donalds only long term emplyoment opportunity is his abusive Uncle Scrooge who literally keeps him on verge of suicide and homelessness for years, cutting his paycheck all the time and shit.
He literally mock fires him like once a month. This is pure psychopathy.

Thats why Donald is relatable, he is a Saint of the Apocalypse, like, he keeps getting punched in the gut but he has to get back up.
HIS LIFE IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Mickey doesnt have anything like this. Mickey is disgusting, vile vermin and I hate him. TFU

But like you have to realize, Donalds entire family is dysfunctional on a level. s
Scrooge also experienced a lot of abuse in his youth and got fucked over by a bitch and almost died.
But thats a different tory. Trauma is generational.
 
anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

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Nov 25, 2022
9,383
DBZ plot is like porn storylines. More for the theme than anything, not like there's any point in taking it seriously. Just look at the shiny colors and big numbers.
 
ZZebra786

ZZebra786

NEET COMMANDER
May 6, 2023
4,327
there is nothing likeable about Goku. Like, he never faces actual struggle.
Fucking Vegeta literally comitts a jihad and then nukes himself for the greater good.
Hes so much more relatable.
it's a fictional character..... what retard gets this worked up over imaginary character's..
 
NekoRightsActivist

NekoRightsActivist

NEET
Jan 25, 2023
1,316
there is nothing likeable about Goku. Like, he never faces actual struggle.
Fucking Vegeta literally comitts a jihad and then nukes himself for the greater good.
Hes so much more relatable.

It's like the difference between Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse is a disgusting, pompous asshole. Hes a brown nosed know-it-all who never faces struggle. He's the definition of a chad.
Just consider the fact that Mickey never had to fucking date Minnie. HE ALREADY CREAMPIES HER MOUSEY COOCHIE AT NIGHT!

Meanwhile, Donald is a fucking 30 year old truecel. He cant hold down any jobs.
One of his female slut relatives dumped three kids from the hood at his place. Nigga has kids to feed and cant even keep a job because hes so fucked up. None of this is his fault.

And HERES THE THING!
HE CANT GET DAISY!
DAISY IS JUST FUCKING WITH HIM, USING HIM FOR FREE DINNERS AND SHIT
LIKE NOTICE HOW SHE NEVER EVER CARES ABOUT THE KIDS EVEN
AND SHE FUCKS A LITERAL CHAD CALLED GLADSTONE GANDER WHO
A)DOESNT HAVE TO WORK CUZ HES SO LUCKY AND GOOD LOOKING
B)DRIVES A HUGE CAR, LITERALLY GETS BORED OF MOGGING SO HARD AND TRIES TO FAIL BUT CANT

AND SHE FUCKS THIS GUYS EVERYTIME SHE REJECTS DONALD.

Donalds only long term emplyoment opportunity is his abusive Uncle Scrooge who literally keeps him on verge of suicide and homelessness for years, cutting his paycheck all the time and shit.
He literally mock fires him like once a month. This is pure psychopathy.

Thats why Donald is relatable, he is a Saint of the Apocalypse, like, he keeps getting punched in the gut but he has to get back up.
HIS LIFE IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Mickey doesnt have anything like this. Mickey is disgusting, vile vermin and I hate him. TFU

But like you have to realize, Donalds entire family is dysfunctional on a level. s
Scrooge also experienced a lot of abuse in his youth and got fucked over by a bitch and almost died.
But thats a different tory. Trauma is generational.
this post unironically has higher quality than 99% of the social media (and social media rejected lol) shit even if it is a shitpost.
 
GeckoBus

GeckoBus

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May 28, 2023
376
it's a fictional character..... what retard gets this worked up over imaginary character's..
bro, you dont know anything about Donald, fuck off. Retard.
this post unironically has higher quality than 99% of the social media (and social media rejected lol) shit even if it is a shitpost.
im dead serious, Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck are characters that only adults can get.
I could go into their history, how the creator of them made them during the great depression to be relatable, how he struggled himself in his life, the process of making the stories.
Its actually high entertainment.

 
NekoRightsActivist

NekoRightsActivist

NEET
Jan 25, 2023
1,316
it's a fictional character..... what retard gets this worked up over imaginary character's..
people got attached to fictional characters all the time, that's why moeshit and isekai exist, so normies can cope with their lives by attaching themselves to the fantasy.
 
KaiserWilhelmll

KaiserWilhelmll

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Sep 3, 2021
905
DBZ plot is like porn storylines. More for the theme than anything, not like there's any point in taking it seriously. Just look at the shiny colors and big numbers.
Namek Saga had a nice story and theme. Most complex plot I had seen as a kid
 
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