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- May 29, 2022
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Once upon a time, in a reality not too different from our own, there was a young man named @duke his temper legendary and his strength astonishing, he would forever change the course of history! This is a story of love! the power of friendship! and so much more! THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE!!!!!
Last time on TCOD, our unlikely hero Duke found himself in a little bit of a hangry rage! causing him to get into an altercation with the authorities and booked!
if you wanna catch up read this thread here
neets.net
"YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS A SETUP!" says Duke, his voice echoing throughout the hall "MY MOMMY WILL SUE YOU BASTARDS!" he says as they kick him into his holding cell "WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T YOU GUYS OWE ME A PHONE CALL?" the guard gives him a soft but still firm and serious reply with a hint of utter annoyance "its too late for phone calls right now, you'll get one first thing in the morning" he says "Okay okay! thank you!" replies Duke. He plans to have his momma bail him out of jail.
a few seconds later Duke feels an ominous presence behind him "Gyaheheheh" and absolutely inhuman and sinister laugh rings throughout his right ear. "Hey there fresh meat!" says the voice. Duke slowly turns around to confront the source of the voice, looking the strange man up and down. It was a tall black man, his muscles toned as fuck, his skin shining in the dim light of the cell, his arms were a little too long and his eyes bulged out of his head, and his grin showed a little too many teeth. "Duke replies uh hey- names uh Duke?" he says in a confused tone. Duke leans over beside the tall man and sees another presence in the room, a short bald white man with tattoos all over him, with his head down. "Gyahehehe, I go by many names" the black man says, his grin getting even wider, "But my favorite one is....." he paused for a little, his eyes bucking open even wider "The Penetrator" (demon souls reference) just then an ominous silence begins to envelop the room.
Duke begins laughing profusely "The Penetrator?" he says? "man that's fucking hilarious dude!, but say what you in here for?" The Penetrators eyes roll up as if to think, grin still on his face. "I've forgotten about half the stuff I've done, but lets just say, I ain't too long for this earth, they're gonna kill me soon, I've been here for about ehhh 20 years? but I've been having the fucking time of life here, gyaheheheh, when I die I'm going to have no regrets..." he says. Duke replies in awe "oh well uh, what's your friend in there for?" talking about the short little white guy in the corner. The penetator chuckles "oh him? that's Big Carl Cracka of buns, he's in here for terrorism or some shit, he's still awaiting trial."
Duke replies in awe, but with hint of absolute terror, knowing he's in here with some crazy ass niggas. "Oh well uh me personally" says Duke, "I got a little mad because they fucked up my order at McDonald's and uh now I'm here..." The Penetrator starts laughing profusely, while Carl lets out a little snicker. after the Penetrator stops laughing Duke asks him the question that's been on his mind. "Say Penetrator, why do people call you The Penetrator anyway?" he ask innocently. The Penetrator smiles once again, and his eyes open wide, he looks more like a predator ready to pounce on its pray, just then Duke begins to feel something hard on his leg, looking down slowly and then looking back up, he sees the Penetrator rapidly flicking his tounge in and out of his mouth.
Duke now realizing what's going on turns around immediately holding the bars on the cell "SOMEBODY HELP! HELP ME! MOMMA! MOMMA IM SORRY!" just then a hand goes around his mouth, and he is swiftly pulled away from the bars, nothing but muffled screams getting weaker and weaker echoing throughout the jail, the other inmates don't even really seem to care, some of them watch with twisted smiles even.
Gawdamn- it ain't looking to good for Duke now, will he get Penetrated? or will he somehow get out of this horrible situation? find out next time on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKEEE!
Last time on TCOD, our unlikely hero Duke found himself in a little bit of a hangry rage! causing him to get into an altercation with the authorities and booked!
if you wanna catch up read this thread here
The Chronicles Of Duke: Time Out!!!
Once upon a time, in a reality not too different from our own, there was a young man named @duke his temper legendary and his strength astonishing, he would forever change the course of history! This is a story of love! the power of friendship! and so much more! THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE...
neets.net
"YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS A SETUP!" says Duke, his voice echoing throughout the hall "MY MOMMY WILL SUE YOU BASTARDS!" he says as they kick him into his holding cell "WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T YOU GUYS OWE ME A PHONE CALL?" the guard gives him a soft but still firm and serious reply with a hint of utter annoyance "its too late for phone calls right now, you'll get one first thing in the morning" he says "Okay okay! thank you!" replies Duke. He plans to have his momma bail him out of jail.
a few seconds later Duke feels an ominous presence behind him "Gyaheheheh" and absolutely inhuman and sinister laugh rings throughout his right ear. "Hey there fresh meat!" says the voice. Duke slowly turns around to confront the source of the voice, looking the strange man up and down. It was a tall black man, his muscles toned as fuck, his skin shining in the dim light of the cell, his arms were a little too long and his eyes bulged out of his head, and his grin showed a little too many teeth. "Duke replies uh hey- names uh Duke?" he says in a confused tone. Duke leans over beside the tall man and sees another presence in the room, a short bald white man with tattoos all over him, with his head down. "Gyahehehe, I go by many names" the black man says, his grin getting even wider, "But my favorite one is....." he paused for a little, his eyes bucking open even wider "The Penetrator" (demon souls reference) just then an ominous silence begins to envelop the room.
Duke begins laughing profusely "The Penetrator?" he says? "man that's fucking hilarious dude!, but say what you in here for?" The Penetrators eyes roll up as if to think, grin still on his face. "I've forgotten about half the stuff I've done, but lets just say, I ain't too long for this earth, they're gonna kill me soon, I've been here for about ehhh 20 years? but I've been having the fucking time of life here, gyaheheheh, when I die I'm going to have no regrets..." he says. Duke replies in awe "oh well uh, what's your friend in there for?" talking about the short little white guy in the corner. The penetator chuckles "oh him? that's Big Carl Cracka of buns, he's in here for terrorism or some shit, he's still awaiting trial."
Duke replies in awe, but with hint of absolute terror, knowing he's in here with some crazy ass niggas. "Oh well uh me personally" says Duke, "I got a little mad because they fucked up my order at McDonald's and uh now I'm here..." The Penetrator starts laughing profusely, while Carl lets out a little snicker. after the Penetrator stops laughing Duke asks him the question that's been on his mind. "Say Penetrator, why do people call you The Penetrator anyway?" he ask innocently. The Penetrator smiles once again, and his eyes open wide, he looks more like a predator ready to pounce on its pray, just then Duke begins to feel something hard on his leg, looking down slowly and then looking back up, he sees the Penetrator rapidly flicking his tounge in and out of his mouth.
Duke now realizing what's going on turns around immediately holding the bars on the cell "SOMEBODY HELP! HELP ME! MOMMA! MOMMA IM SORRY!" just then a hand goes around his mouth, and he is swiftly pulled away from the bars, nothing but muffled screams getting weaker and weaker echoing throughout the jail, the other inmates don't even really seem to care, some of them watch with twisted smiles even.
Gawdamn- it ain't looking to good for Duke now, will he get Penetrated? or will he somehow get out of this horrible situation? find out next time on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKEEE!
