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The Uber Instincts Of My Uber Autism Are Crazy!!!
- May 29, 2022
- 666
Once upon a time, in a reality not too different from our own, there was a young man named @duke his temper legendary and his strength astonishing, he would forever change the course of history! This is a story of love! the power of friendship! and so much more! THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE!!!!!
if this shit had an opening it would be this btw.
"One average unproductive day of @duke sitting on his ass and playing call of duty was interrupted by a very menacing knock on his door. "Son I told you to clean the dishes hours ago!" said Carol, Dukes mother. "Shut the fuck up mom!" replies Duke loudly, abrupt yelling sends the cockroaches in his room scurrying under anything they can. Carol lets out a sigh, she can't understand why her son is a little ass bitch all the time, she walks into the living room and unplugs the router and after a few seconds Dukes game begins to lag, before freezing. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" cries Duke as he opens up his door, a gust of putrid musky smelling air leaking out of his room.
"MOM THE INTERNET IS ACTING UP!" Duke says stomping his dirty ass foot. Carol replies "Son if you can't do your chores there will be no internet for you!" Duke tunes his face up in response to this. "GRRRRRR FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU-YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH" Snot and tears dripping down his face, he throws himself down to ground with a loud thud and begins having an autistic meltdown. Carol gives him a look of absolute disgust before retorting with "Son I told you I wanted those dishes done as soon as I got back, you're 28 years old, still a virgin and you still live with your mom and you do nothing for this household! nor do you even have a job!"
"I DON"T CARE I DON"T CARE!!!" he says getting up "I'm sick of this shit!" he says bawling his hand into a fist and slowly cocking it back "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD MOM! FUCKING DEAD!" Carol puts her hands out in a surrendering manner. "Ok ok, I'll turn the internet back on son!" Duke puts his fist back down to his waist slowly, and turns around to walk back to his room, "BUT!" says Carol, "if you can't wash the dishes, you can't eat any food on them mister"
Duke doesn't listen and to be honest he doesn't care, the internet comes back on and he gets to doing absolutely nothing, until that night, his stomach begins to growl, so he goes into the kitchen, picks up a box of cereal and begins looking for a bowl, he can't find one anywhere, they're all dirty and in the sink. and instead of washing one out with his bum ass, he gets an idea! what if Duke steals money from his moms wallet and walks to the 24/7 McDonald's?
Find out what happens next to @duke on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKEEEE!!!!
if this shit had an opening it would be this btw.
"One average unproductive day of @duke sitting on his ass and playing call of duty was interrupted by a very menacing knock on his door. "Son I told you to clean the dishes hours ago!" said Carol, Dukes mother. "Shut the fuck up mom!" replies Duke loudly, abrupt yelling sends the cockroaches in his room scurrying under anything they can. Carol lets out a sigh, she can't understand why her son is a little ass bitch all the time, she walks into the living room and unplugs the router and after a few seconds Dukes game begins to lag, before freezing. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" cries Duke as he opens up his door, a gust of putrid musky smelling air leaking out of his room.
"MOM THE INTERNET IS ACTING UP!" Duke says stomping his dirty ass foot. Carol replies "Son if you can't do your chores there will be no internet for you!" Duke tunes his face up in response to this. "GRRRRRR FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU-YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH" Snot and tears dripping down his face, he throws himself down to ground with a loud thud and begins having an autistic meltdown. Carol gives him a look of absolute disgust before retorting with "Son I told you I wanted those dishes done as soon as I got back, you're 28 years old, still a virgin and you still live with your mom and you do nothing for this household! nor do you even have a job!"
"I DON"T CARE I DON"T CARE!!!" he says getting up "I'm sick of this shit!" he says bawling his hand into a fist and slowly cocking it back "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD MOM! FUCKING DEAD!" Carol puts her hands out in a surrendering manner. "Ok ok, I'll turn the internet back on son!" Duke puts his fist back down to his waist slowly, and turns around to walk back to his room, "BUT!" says Carol, "if you can't wash the dishes, you can't eat any food on them mister"
Duke doesn't listen and to be honest he doesn't care, the internet comes back on and he gets to doing absolutely nothing, until that night, his stomach begins to growl, so he goes into the kitchen, picks up a box of cereal and begins looking for a bowl, he can't find one anywhere, they're all dirty and in the sink. and instead of washing one out with his bum ass, he gets an idea! what if Duke steals money from his moms wallet and walks to the 24/7 McDonald's?
Find out what happens next to @duke on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKEEEE!!!!
