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The Uber Instincts Of My Uber Autism Are Crazy!!!
- May 29, 2022
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Once upon a time, in a reality not too different from our own, there was a young man named @duke his temper legendary and his strength astonishing, he would forever change the course of history! This is a story of love! the power of friendship! and so much more! THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE!!!!!
Last time on the Chronicles of Duke, our protagonist, had a falling out with his mother Carol! He is now forbidden from eating food off of the dishes due to his inability to clean them.
you can catch up on the last part here!
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Duke lets out an evil snicker, and his brow furrows, rubbing his hand together he thinks he can just steal his moms car, and some money out of her wallet for a big Mac and fries. "I'm such a genius!" he thinks. He begins tip toeing to his sleeping moms room, taking her car keys and 20 bucks out of her wallet, making his way to the car, starting it and driving off until he eventually makes it to the drive through intercom. The voice coming from the intercom was deep and well spoken "Hello welcome to McDonald's how can I take your order?" the voice says to him Duke replies "Uhhhh can I get a mufucking Uhhhh big Mac with a large fry and don't put no fucking pickles on my shit neither or onions, and lemme get a large coke too" the voice jolts back "uh yeah yes sir! your total will be 10.40 pull up to the next window"
Duke pulls up to the next window, as he takes his food his mouth begins to water uncontrollably "ah man I can't wait till I get home imma eat this right now!" he says as he pulls into the parking lot, he begins rummaging around the greasy bag, looking for his prized big Mac, unwrapping the paper all slowly like the little fat bitch he is wanting to savor every moment of this big Mac He takes a loud audible chomp and starts smacking like he hasn't eaten in months until he feels his teeth connect with something hard, something sour... He lifts up the first patty mortified by what he sees, 3 green pickles. At this revelation he begins flailing his hands around like a little bitch "I TOLD THESE FUCKERS NOT TO PUT FUCKING PICKLES ON MY SHIT!!!" he says as the rage begins to take him over.
He gets out the car and goes into the driveway on foot, screaming mindlessly at the intercom "BITCH WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PICKLES ON MY BIG MAC" he says "I SPECIFICALLY SAID I DIDN'T WANT PICKLES ON MY SHIT!" he says holding the intercom, face red as fuck, spitting everywhere the voice chimes back "ay slime is you really having a breakdown over a pickle? just take them off dude" Duke punches the intercom, a loud thud echoing through the other end "NO NO NO" he says jumping up 3 times "IF I DO THAT THEN I'LL BE TAKING OFF ALL THE FUCKING CHEESE" the voice on the intercom begins to laugh uncontrollably "OHHHH YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I COME UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW BITCH!" he exclaims. The voice on the intercom quickly retorts aggressively "Bitch ass nigga come to the next window with this same energy and see what happens to yo bitch ass!"
Duke angrily walks up to the next window where he's met with a skinny little teenage boy, "You talking shit bro?!" he says. " YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE DUKESTERS FOOD!" duke says bending his knees ever So slightly jumping into the window and onto the teenager. Duke begins throwing haymakers at the poor kid, leaving his face in a bloody mess before standing up proudly "OH YEAH YOU JUST GOT DUKED!" just then as he was finished with his sentence he was hit upside the head with a pan by another employee, and then pepper sprayed by another one. Duke begins flailing uncontrollably, knocking shit over "OHHH THE HORROR" he yells as a herd of employees and customers begin looking in awe.
Time seemed to go faster, and before anyone knew it the police had arrived, Duke hearing the sirens realizes he's probably cooked, so he attempts to run out of the McDonald's into his moms stolen car, before he can even get half way there, he is met with a police officers taser, ignoring the command to freeze. duke falls to the ground and begins flailing around before yanking out the taser barb thingy. Before he can get up, about 4 police officers begin beating him senseless with their batons. "STOP RESISTING" they cry out. "POHLICE BRUTALITY! POHLICE BRUTALITY! SOMEBODY HELP ME! MOMMA!! SOMEBODY RECORD THIS!" duke yells out into the night. "BLACK LIVES MATTER!" he says before getting hit with another taser losing consciousness.
oh shit, its not looking too good for our protagonist! will duke find a way to get out of this somehow? find out on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE!!!
Last time on the Chronicles of Duke, our protagonist, had a falling out with his mother Carol! He is now forbidden from eating food off of the dishes due to his inability to clean them.
you can catch up on the last part here!
The Chronicles Of Duke: The Beginning
Once upon a time, in a reality not too different from our own, there was a young man named @duke his temper legendary and his strength astonishing, he would forever change the course of history! This is a story of love! the power of friendship! and so much more! THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE...
neets.net
Duke lets out an evil snicker, and his brow furrows, rubbing his hand together he thinks he can just steal his moms car, and some money out of her wallet for a big Mac and fries. "I'm such a genius!" he thinks. He begins tip toeing to his sleeping moms room, taking her car keys and 20 bucks out of her wallet, making his way to the car, starting it and driving off until he eventually makes it to the drive through intercom. The voice coming from the intercom was deep and well spoken "Hello welcome to McDonald's how can I take your order?" the voice says to him Duke replies "Uhhhh can I get a mufucking Uhhhh big Mac with a large fry and don't put no fucking pickles on my shit neither or onions, and lemme get a large coke too" the voice jolts back "uh yeah yes sir! your total will be 10.40 pull up to the next window"
Duke pulls up to the next window, as he takes his food his mouth begins to water uncontrollably "ah man I can't wait till I get home imma eat this right now!" he says as he pulls into the parking lot, he begins rummaging around the greasy bag, looking for his prized big Mac, unwrapping the paper all slowly like the little fat bitch he is wanting to savor every moment of this big Mac He takes a loud audible chomp and starts smacking like he hasn't eaten in months until he feels his teeth connect with something hard, something sour... He lifts up the first patty mortified by what he sees, 3 green pickles. At this revelation he begins flailing his hands around like a little bitch "I TOLD THESE FUCKERS NOT TO PUT FUCKING PICKLES ON MY SHIT!!!" he says as the rage begins to take him over.
He gets out the car and goes into the driveway on foot, screaming mindlessly at the intercom "BITCH WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PICKLES ON MY BIG MAC" he says "I SPECIFICALLY SAID I DIDN'T WANT PICKLES ON MY SHIT!" he says holding the intercom, face red as fuck, spitting everywhere the voice chimes back "ay slime is you really having a breakdown over a pickle? just take them off dude" Duke punches the intercom, a loud thud echoing through the other end "NO NO NO" he says jumping up 3 times "IF I DO THAT THEN I'LL BE TAKING OFF ALL THE FUCKING CHEESE" the voice on the intercom begins to laugh uncontrollably "OHHHH YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I COME UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW BITCH!" he exclaims. The voice on the intercom quickly retorts aggressively "Bitch ass nigga come to the next window with this same energy and see what happens to yo bitch ass!"
Duke angrily walks up to the next window where he's met with a skinny little teenage boy, "You talking shit bro?!" he says. " YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE DUKESTERS FOOD!" duke says bending his knees ever So slightly jumping into the window and onto the teenager. Duke begins throwing haymakers at the poor kid, leaving his face in a bloody mess before standing up proudly "OH YEAH YOU JUST GOT DUKED!" just then as he was finished with his sentence he was hit upside the head with a pan by another employee, and then pepper sprayed by another one. Duke begins flailing uncontrollably, knocking shit over "OHHH THE HORROR" he yells as a herd of employees and customers begin looking in awe.
Time seemed to go faster, and before anyone knew it the police had arrived, Duke hearing the sirens realizes he's probably cooked, so he attempts to run out of the McDonald's into his moms stolen car, before he can even get half way there, he is met with a police officers taser, ignoring the command to freeze. duke falls to the ground and begins flailing around before yanking out the taser barb thingy. Before he can get up, about 4 police officers begin beating him senseless with their batons. "STOP RESISTING" they cry out. "POHLICE BRUTALITY! POHLICE BRUTALITY! SOMEBODY HELP ME! MOMMA!! SOMEBODY RECORD THIS!" duke yells out into the night. "BLACK LIVES MATTER!" he says before getting hit with another taser losing consciousness.
oh shit, its not looking too good for our protagonist! will duke find a way to get out of this somehow? find out on the next episode of THE CHRONICLES OF DUKE!!!
