The neet advanced hand guide

Neetgod

Neetgod

My dna is 7% McDonald's grease
Dec 18, 2020
11,374
Now that I have covered the starter neet guide let's get into advanced neeting 101.

Now that you have your neet bux a neet nest and a side hustle. Your going to need a neet tool kit. This requires a snuggie, flesh light, chicken tendies, heated blanket, ear plugs, sleep mask, slippers, computer, decent bed, foot jacuzzi ect please reference the neet essentials thread to get all the neet tools that are recommended from the n.h.c.b.c. ( neet, health, city, board, commission)

Shopping; no need to get your own neet supplies use food delivery apps like grubhub, door dash and uber eats. So the neet never has to leave his comfy nest. Always tip your fellow neet in cash a neet never let's the jew tax him or a fellow neet no matter what. Lets face it schlepping around is not the ideal environment for a neet. Sighn up for instacart to receive delivered groceries again tip in cash.

Mental health: try and take at least one walk a day, always cross the streets if a neet come with in 30 feet of a normie, Chad or stacey's. A neet must protect himself as much as possible. You must only trust fellow neets. A neet needs to set aside 100 dollars a month to bang two hors. A neet doesnt need expensive escorts. Go to wikisexguide to find your local track under streetwalkers to find a cheap hooker one can be had on a bargain for around 50 for a quicky. All a neet requires is a quicky nothing more. Then in two weeks get another hooker for 50 this way you can keep your sexual urges at bay.
A neet is recommended to rubb two loads out a day. One in the morning and one before sleep so the neet can stay as clear headed as possible. Keeping a pet is also beneficial a cat is the most preferable pet for a neet. Cats also love to neet, sleep and comfy max. But feel free to have other pets however its recommend you keep it too one pet so you can stay ultra comfy. A neet must be registered for at least one neet form neets.me is the most ideal however there is incels.co as well. A neet mustn't shower more then twice a week unless you can hot tub max then it should be expected to shower accordingly.

Hobby maxing: a neet has a lot of spare time on his hands from neet maxing so a hobby is very beneficial. Infact all neets should aspire to become professional video game players this is the ultimate comfy occupation. As a neet being a pro video game player is the pinacl of the neet status one should only be so lucky.
 
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Neetgod

Neetgod

My dna is 7% McDonald's grease
Dec 18, 2020
11,374
Correct that's cause most neets here are fucking retarded and wouldn't know neet gospel if it hit them in the face. I challenge any neet to write one thing that is constructive or adds to the neet lifestyle all I see are a bunch of worthless post at least I add something of substance however genius are rarely recognized for there great contributions to society till after there dead. I'll go down in history as the greatest neet of all time. Facts
 
Sorcerer

Sorcerer

North-Atlantid Slayer. 6.5 inch dick. Blue-Eyes #1
Dec 9, 2020
1,169
Now that I have covered the starter neet guide let's get into advanced neeting 101.

Now that you have your neet bux a neet nest and a side hustle. Your going to need a neet tool kit. This requires a snuggie, flesh light, chicken tendies, heated blanket, ear plugs, sleep mask, slippers, computer, decent bed, foot jacuzzi ect please reference the neet essentials thread to get all the neet tools that are recommended from the n.h.c.b.c. ( neet, health, city, board, commission)

Shopping; no need to get your own neet supplies use food delivery apps like grubhub, door dash and uber eats. So the neet never has to leave his comfy nest. Always tip your fellow neet in cash a neet never let's the jew tax him or a fellow neet no matter what. Lets face it schlepping around is not the ideal environment for a neet. Sighn up for instacart to receive delivered groceries again tip in cash.

Mental health: try and take at least one walk a day, always cross the streets if a neet come with in 30 feet of a normie, Chad or stacey's. A neet must protect himself as much as possible. You must only trust fellow neets. A neet needs to set aside 100 dollars a month to bang two hors. A neet doesnt need expensive escorts. Go to wikisexguide to find your local track under streetwalkers to find a cheap hooker one can be had on a bargain for around 50 for a quicky. All a neet requires is a quicky nothing more. Then in two weeks get another hooker for 50 this way you can keep your sexual urges at bay.
A neet is recommended to rubb two loads out a day. One in the morning and one before sleep so the neet can stay as clear headed as possible. Keeping a pet is also beneficial a cat is the most preferable pet for a neet. Cats also love to neet, sleep and comfy max. But feel free to have other pets however its recommend you keep it too one pet so you can stay ultra comfy. A neet must be registered for at least one neet form neets.me is the most ideal however there is incels.co as well. A neet mustn't shower more then twice a week unless you can hot tub max then it should be expected to shower accordingly.

Hobby maxing: a neet has a lot of spare time on his hands from neet maxing so a hobby is very beneficial. Infact all neets should aspire to become professional video game players this is the ultimate comfy occupation. As a neet being a pro video game player is the pinacl of the neet status one should only be so lucky.
Only thing a NEET Needs:
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Get that Ginseng Tea NEET
@Aedracel and @incelkingkong I don't wanna spank you 2 kids Chill
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Patient A

Mynamejeff
Nov 30, 2020
307
Excellent thread my NEET friend. I am spending the next few years preparing to become a chad NEET in the ultimate cosy comfort cheap living conditions, with hot foids succ n fucc me

I look forward to this and I will work very hard to try and achieve this.
 
Neetgod

Neetgod

My dna is 7% McDonald's grease
Dec 18, 2020
11,374
Excellent thread my NEET friend. I am spending the next few years preparing to become a chad NEET in the ultimate cosy comfort cheap living conditions, with hot foids succ n fucc me

I look forward to this and I will work very hard to try and achieve this.
Your welcome my son may you be adorned with fresh fruits and berry's along your neet journey have you brushed up on the neets beginners hand guy my son this hand guide can be referenced under my other threads it will lead you to neet greatness so you shall also become a neet chad god
 

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