Neetgod
NEET
- Dec 18, 2020
- 15,379
1. Neet bucks; one must establish a mental disability with a therapist or psychologist. Then apply for ssdi benefits. Once one has a invisible disability its almost impossible to take away those benefits. Always play the sympathy card with your parents as well so the neet can get petty bucks from relatives. Try to keep a good relationship with your family so you may get as many sympathy bucks as possible.
2. Neet housing; living with parents is preferable however not every neet gets along well with there parents so then in this case one must get on a low income housing list. I live in a spacious studio down town in a metropolitan city with a wonderful view of the city and walking distance to any amenity I need for only $230 a month.
3. Side hustle; it's always preferred to have an under the table job so that your not paying taxes to a jew. So in my case I work for grubhub delivering food. It's a great side hustle for a neet. Minimal contact with normies. And if a neet makes less then 12,000 a year he gets to avoid taxes all together and keep every shekel in his pocket. Also I get 30 cents a mile so in the end a jew may have to pay the neet. Jews hate neets because we always get around the jews silly games.
4. Wardrobe; a neet mustn't worry about his appearance. No decent woman would ever respect a neet so there is no need to impress a food. So always wear a 100 percent cotton thread counts, always wear sweat pants, a tank top with a long sleep thin flannel and scarf for the winter months. Nike air monark's are the most functional shoe for a neet. Especially if one needs a wider shoe.
5. Hygiene; a neet must have a bidet installed in his toilet to avoid wasting time wiping and spending shekels on toilet paper. It also insurance you will only need to shower once or twice a week. My bum is ultra clean and takes me two seconds to wipe so I'm extra comfy. A neet must have a message shower head handy to insure ultimate comfort along with a shower chair. Only a normie fool stands while he bathes. Always shave your head once a month no need for a barber. It keeps your head nice and cool in the summer and you spend less money on shampoo.
6. Entertainment; a neet must have a cord cutting tv to allow for the cheapest entertainment possible weather it be a roku or apple tv ones a neet has his subscription hes is not obligated to keep those subscription. A neet never fully commits that would not be comfy or cozy.
6. Diet; a neet mustn't worry about living a long life so feel free to indulge in sweets and delicious meats. A neets life span is from 1 to 50 on average. I'm 40 years old. I'm looking forward to an eternal rest where I will never be bothered by a another normie again. Embrace death for it is nothing more then a rebirth of neet hood. Imagine floating freely through space while having your pick of the finest indulgences.
7. Transportation; a neet mustn't have a fancy automobile a 1995 camry is the perfect neet car. It has a spacious trunk, decent gas mileage and maintenance is minimal at best. A neet needs to feel the cool breeze in his hair every now and again. So the neet can have a day vacation. A neet cant afford to by an expensive airline ticket but the neet is only human. Hes seeks adventure spend a day on the beach or lake reading books and eating cheese. This should be sufficient enough to allow the neet to destress.
2. Neet housing; living with parents is preferable however not every neet gets along well with there parents so then in this case one must get on a low income housing list. I live in a spacious studio down town in a metropolitan city with a wonderful view of the city and walking distance to any amenity I need for only $230 a month.
3. Side hustle; it's always preferred to have an under the table job so that your not paying taxes to a jew. So in my case I work for grubhub delivering food. It's a great side hustle for a neet. Minimal contact with normies. And if a neet makes less then 12,000 a year he gets to avoid taxes all together and keep every shekel in his pocket. Also I get 30 cents a mile so in the end a jew may have to pay the neet. Jews hate neets because we always get around the jews silly games.
4. Wardrobe; a neet mustn't worry about his appearance. No decent woman would ever respect a neet so there is no need to impress a food. So always wear a 100 percent cotton thread counts, always wear sweat pants, a tank top with a long sleep thin flannel and scarf for the winter months. Nike air monark's are the most functional shoe for a neet. Especially if one needs a wider shoe.
5. Hygiene; a neet must have a bidet installed in his toilet to avoid wasting time wiping and spending shekels on toilet paper. It also insurance you will only need to shower once or twice a week. My bum is ultra clean and takes me two seconds to wipe so I'm extra comfy. A neet must have a message shower head handy to insure ultimate comfort along with a shower chair. Only a normie fool stands while he bathes. Always shave your head once a month no need for a barber. It keeps your head nice and cool in the summer and you spend less money on shampoo.
6. Entertainment; a neet must have a cord cutting tv to allow for the cheapest entertainment possible weather it be a roku or apple tv ones a neet has his subscription hes is not obligated to keep those subscription. A neet never fully commits that would not be comfy or cozy.
6. Diet; a neet mustn't worry about living a long life so feel free to indulge in sweets and delicious meats. A neets life span is from 1 to 50 on average. I'm 40 years old. I'm looking forward to an eternal rest where I will never be bothered by a another normie again. Embrace death for it is nothing more then a rebirth of neet hood. Imagine floating freely through space while having your pick of the finest indulgences.
7. Transportation; a neet mustn't have a fancy automobile a 1995 camry is the perfect neet car. It has a spacious trunk, decent gas mileage and maintenance is minimal at best. A neet needs to feel the cool breeze in his hair every now and again. So the neet can have a day vacation. A neet cant afford to by an expensive airline ticket but the neet is only human. Hes seeks adventure spend a day on the beach or lake reading books and eating cheese. This should be sufficient enough to allow the neet to destress.
