The only time I went to a strip club

[Zeus]

I was 18 when this happened, now I’m almost 24 and I haven’t been to one since. My friends were going to a strip club before we went clubbing. I told them I’d come but I’m not paying for a lap dance or anything like that.

We get inside and sit down at the main area which has everything you’d expect from a strip club. Some stripper who’s almost naked sat down next to me, she touched my leg and said some stuff in broken English to me. I straight up said “either shag me or fuck off” implying if she wont have sex with me I don’t want her blue balling me and wasting my time. She didn’t understand as she was foreign.

10 mins after that, another stripper does the same thing but this one is native to the country and obviously speaks perfect English. This time I went low inhib, after she touched my leg and tried blue balling me I groped her everywhere and told her to shag me like I did to the last one. She completely freaked out, she stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, ran to alert staff I saw her talking to some bouncer with a shocked look on her face.

At this point I realised I’m clearly gonna get kicked out and I don’t wanna fight simp bouncers as a scrawny 18 yr old so I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the place. Texted my friends saying I’m outside and waiting for them to finish.

@GentlemanSupremacy
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[burn]

Inhibmogs me, shouldnt have reacted like that tbh maybe more calmer, niggas in strip clubs are top tier simps, niggas will die for a random bitch

 

[GentlemanSupremacy]

Inhibmogs me, shouldnt have reacted like that tbh maybe more calmer, niggas in strip clubs are top tier simps, niggas will die for a random bitch

I'd never fuck around in places that have bouncers tbh.
I remember I was drunk af at the strip club I was at and I was looking for the toilet. I accidentally almost walked into another private room and the bouncer looked like he was going to kill me. There was 250kg of pure muscle charging at me.

 

[Deleted member 1545]

Interesting , at least you had friends to go clubbing with

 

[Deleted member 1545]

I've never been in a legitimate nightclub, maybe once but it was an Asian owned one and there were no hot girls

 

[GentlemanSupremacy]

I've never been in a legitimate nightclub, maybe once but it was an Asian owned one and there were no hot girls

Interesting , at least you had friends to go clubbing with

I've been solo clubbing tbh, it can be fun.

 

[Deleted member 1545]

I've been solo clubbing tbh, it can be fun.

In Sydney we had lockout laws that forbid selling alcohol after 2 am. That affected the nightclub Industry

 

[burn]

I've been solo clubbing tbh, it can be fun.

Can be fun until a person that knows u, sees u all alone thats mega suifuel.

 

[GentlemanSupremacy]

Can be fun until a person that knows u, sees u all alone thats mega suifuel.

yeah, i'd rope if that happened. That's why I only ever do it abroad.
Nightclubs in the UK are dogshit anyway.

 

[Zeus]

Inhibmogs me, shouldnt have reacted like that tbh maybe more calmer, niggas in strip clubs are top tier simps, niggas will die for a random bitch

I'd never fuck around in places that have bouncers tbh.
I remember I was drunk af at the strip club I was at and I was looking for the toilet. I accidentally almost walked into another private room and the bouncer looked like he was going to kill me. There was 250kg of pure muscle charging at me.

I groped the bitch everywhere and there was multiple huge bouncers, I honestly didn’t give a fuck I really hate being blueballed

Legit just told her to shag me and grabbed her tits/ass/thighs as if im the stripper and she’s the guy