Lifestyle Toilet paper is a scam.

[Kaz]

When you wipe it takes forever if you are hairy. Shaving your asshole is gay so don't do that either. Even if you think you've gotten it clean, you haven't. Using paper leaves microbes from your shit between your but cheeks. Later when you sweat even a little, the microbes run under your ball sack and so on. So, how to prevent this. Wipe only once and hit the shower. Hot water kills the microbes and cleans your ass and its hair.
This toilet paper bullshit is just another way to rob you of your money. Japan has the best toilets and there is a reason why the west doesn't follow because they want more money for themselves and less for you.
Japanese toilet shoots water straight to your ass so you can actually get it clean.

 

[chudur-budur]

Ass-wiping is a cope.

[NEW YEAR'S POST] SHITPILL IS REAL

They eat chads' shit, I used to joke, but no, it's real. It's not some isolated incident, they are quite common. Full article here. https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2018/04/18/26052152/savage-love-letter-of-the-day-my-husband-doesnt-know-how-to-clean-his-own-asshole Happy New Year.

neets.me

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

you can use leaves and no H2O

 

[Renko]

use water to wet the paper. using only paper is disgusting

 

[FeminismIsCancer]

use water to wet the paper. using only paper is disgusting

That disintegrates it lol. Maybe slightly moisten one sheet or something. I usually rinse myself in the shower too.

 

[『 』]

When you wipe it takes forever if you are hairy. Shaving your asshole is gay so don't do that either. Even if you think you've gotten it clean, you haven't. Using paper leaves microbes from your shit between your but cheeks. Later when you sweat even a little, the microbes run under your ball sack and so on. So, how to prevent this. Wipe only once and hit the shower. Hot water kills the microbes and cleans your ass and its hair.
This toilet paper bullshit is just another way to rob you of your money. Japan has the best toilets and there is a reason why the west doesn't follow because they want more money for themselves and less for you.
Japanese toilet shoots water straight to your ass so you can actually get it clean.
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Bidets are the way to go tbh

The reason we didn't adopt bidets ( at least in the USA) is that the French used them when we invaded in one of our past wars and we saw them as the enemy so we didn't adopt that practice and no one knows about bidets in the USA anymore and toliet paper companies are making a killing

You can get a bidet semi-installed though you just need to have a water reservoir that you fill up

 

[gigacel123]

Women can literally command their orbiters to lick their assholes clean. I wouldn''t doubt they would do it.

They can also command their dogs to do it.

 

[FeminismIsCancer]

Bidets are the way to go tbh

The reason we didn't adopt bidets ( at least in the USA) is that the French used them when we invaded in one of our past wars and we saw them as the enemy so we didn't adopt that practice and no one knows about bidets in the USA anymore and toliet paper companies are making a killing

You can get a bidet semi-installed though you just need to have a water reservoir that you fill up

In Asian toilets there’s always a drain on toilet floors and a water jug. You can just wash over the drain. If you’re lucky there’s even a hose.

 

[『 』]

In Asian toilets there’s always a drain on toilet floors and a water jug. You can just wash over the drain. If you’re lucky there’s even a hose.

That is what I have in my house

 

[NEET COOM LDAR]

I've wanted a bidet for a while now. better than getting cucked by the toilet paper jew every month

 

[Neetgod]

I've wanted a bidet for a while now. better than getting cucked by the toilet paper jew every month

Correct I installed a hose into my water line it takes me three seconds to wash and I dry up with toilet paper. I use maybe one roll a month if even that. I'll save thousands of dollars. Here is a tip if you have to use toilet paper put lotion on the ply so it doesnt dry your ass hole out

 

[jaded jabble]

i use a lota

also i can relate, my ass is hairy too; pisses me off when im in a public bathroom or in a house that doesnt have a lota; washing your ass with paper is a piss take

 

[namelesscel]

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