anon1822fourthacc
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- Nov 25, 2022
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Ok so my dad is a retarded soviet-era boomer. To them drugs = death, worst thing ever.
Anyway, now he's super paranoid that I do drugs. I never leave the house, so when I do it MUST mean I'm doing drugs.
I feel like a prisoner. Can't ever be home alone, can't go out alone.
So today after a short fight we had, I simply ... went for a walk. Kek. Might not sound like much of a troll, but our whole fight was about how I didn't want to go with him to help him buy a new phone (he dropped the old one in water and it broke). I wanted to simply tell him the model so he can go buy it for himself. And this turned into a whole thing, I asked why he won't go alone, I said "is it cause you think I'll go buy drugs when you leave the house" and he started giving me attitude and saying yes he doesn't trust me and all that.
So like 20 minutes after this (after I told him I'm too tired to go out), I left for a walk kek. He was going nuts, I found out from my mother that he was panicking lmao. The old bitch. Mom isn't as paranoid so she didn't believe him, but she was still worried sick cause the paranoid mother fucker has a way of making everyone else panic.
So yeah. I trolled dad by going on a walk. Fucking old bitch making me feel like a prisoner. If he pisses me off again I'm gonna go find a gypsy and buy drugs for real. Although my pancreas is fucked I'd feel super sick if I did drugs, not worth it for revenge kek. Maybe I'll just leave the country lmao, his bitch ass will have a heart attack
Anyway, now he's super paranoid that I do drugs. I never leave the house, so when I do it MUST mean I'm doing drugs.
I feel like a prisoner. Can't ever be home alone, can't go out alone.
So today after a short fight we had, I simply ... went for a walk. Kek. Might not sound like much of a troll, but our whole fight was about how I didn't want to go with him to help him buy a new phone (he dropped the old one in water and it broke). I wanted to simply tell him the model so he can go buy it for himself. And this turned into a whole thing, I asked why he won't go alone, I said "is it cause you think I'll go buy drugs when you leave the house" and he started giving me attitude and saying yes he doesn't trust me and all that.
So like 20 minutes after this (after I told him I'm too tired to go out), I left for a walk kek. He was going nuts, I found out from my mother that he was panicking lmao. The old bitch. Mom isn't as paranoid so she didn't believe him, but she was still worried sick cause the paranoid mother fucker has a way of making everyone else panic.
So yeah. I trolled dad by going on a walk. Fucking old bitch making me feel like a prisoner. If he pisses me off again I'm gonna go find a gypsy and buy drugs for real. Although my pancreas is fucked I'd feel super sick if I did drugs, not worth it for revenge kek. Maybe I'll just leave the country lmao, his bitch ass will have a heart attack
