LetsGetOut
I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
- Aug 28, 2021
- 1,237
This book is an attempt on my part to examine and understand the circumstances and reasons surrounding the
fact that I am, as of this writing, an involuntary fifty-year-old, heterosexual virgin. When I say „involuntary‟, I
mean that I have not remained sex-free due to religious or moral beliefs, physical limitations, chosen celibacy,
“saving myself for marriage”, or any other restrictive behavior. As sad as it sounds, I am still a virgin simply
because, in my 50 years on this earth, I have never been able to get laid. No woman whom I‟ve ever dated has
ever wanted to go beyond the friendship stage with me. Despite all attempts (which will be covered in detail in
this book) to seduce a woman - not unlike what every man has done since the beginning of time - I have always
been rejected when it came to getting physical or amorous with a woman. The frustration I have felt and
endured ever since I was in my late teens has only grown worse with every passing year. Whenever I was in
situations where I thought that my time had finally come, I would be blindsided by the almost schizophrenic
behavior of whatever girl I was with at the moment – the abrupt changing of her mind, the misread signals, or
the most common occurrence - the revelation that she had a boyfriend.
Over the years, there have been many debates among scholars and the general public about the actual definition
of being a virgin. Some say it‟s anyone who has never had intercourse (but may have done every other sex act),
while others suggest that it means no sexual contact whatsoever other than perhaps light kissing and petting.
With the exception of one brief encounter that I‟ll discuss later, I fall into the latter category. This means of
course, that I have never had any sexual contact with women including intercourse, oral sex, rolling around
naked, or anything else that involves carnal behavior.
fact that I am, as of this writing, an involuntary fifty-year-old, heterosexual virgin. When I say „involuntary‟, I
mean that I have not remained sex-free due to religious or moral beliefs, physical limitations, chosen celibacy,
“saving myself for marriage”, or any other restrictive behavior. As sad as it sounds, I am still a virgin simply
because, in my 50 years on this earth, I have never been able to get laid. No woman whom I‟ve ever dated has
ever wanted to go beyond the friendship stage with me. Despite all attempts (which will be covered in detail in
this book) to seduce a woman - not unlike what every man has done since the beginning of time - I have always
been rejected when it came to getting physical or amorous with a woman. The frustration I have felt and
endured ever since I was in my late teens has only grown worse with every passing year. Whenever I was in
situations where I thought that my time had finally come, I would be blindsided by the almost schizophrenic
behavior of whatever girl I was with at the moment – the abrupt changing of her mind, the misread signals, or
the most common occurrence - the revelation that she had a boyfriend.
Over the years, there have been many debates among scholars and the general public about the actual definition
of being a virgin. Some say it‟s anyone who has never had intercourse (but may have done every other sex act),
while others suggest that it means no sexual contact whatsoever other than perhaps light kissing and petting.
With the exception of one brief encounter that I‟ll discuss later, I fall into the latter category. This means of
course, that I have never had any sexual contact with women including intercourse, oral sex, rolling around
naked, or anything else that involves carnal behavior.
