Discussion [War] What would you do if you get conscripted?

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Water_Flame

Nov 17, 2023
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I would certainly get a map, survival handbook, stack up as many canned food and bottled water as possible then go AWOL in the wilderness
 
Al-Maari600

Al-Maari600

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Dec 11, 2022
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I would certainly get a map, survival handbook, stack up as many canned food and bottled water as possible then go AWOL in the wilderness
Once Ukraine loses that might be a reality maybe next summer
 
Al-Maari600

Al-Maari600

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Dec 11, 2022
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Ukraine won't lose, they will be on the brink of collapse for the next decade until they call it a day for the next distraction.
Makes sense they have to milk their distractions
 
الطائر ابن لا أحد

الطائر ابن لا أحد

Survival of the fittest
Nov 28, 2020
1,316
Just follow orders and try to not get killed.
 
Rebbington

Rebbington

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Aug 12, 2021
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I would certainly get a map, survival handbook, stack up as many canned food and bottled water as possible then go AWOL in the wilderness
Rape every enemy rape their wives rape everything and everyone run around w a flame thrower and torch randoms blow up civilian infrastructure cause as much damage physically or physiologically as possible b4 I get capped
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
8,080
I would certainly get a map, survival handbook, stack up as many canned food and bottled water as possible then go AWOL in the wilderness
If they would put someone like me in the military. I would show everyone my dick especially uptight trans men because no way am i fighting in some homo army
 
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Water_Flame

Nov 17, 2023
456
If they would put someone like me in the military. I would show everyone my dick especially uptight trans men because no way am i fighting in some homo army
What if they get turned on and start flirting with you?
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
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What if they get turned on and start flirting with you?
Well if I chose the wrong one i would just move along. I hear that gay chicken is popular in the military. I will just say i was playing gay chicken if i need to. if shes a femenin woman and wants to fuck a dude like me, i guess i hope i dont get too many stds. I hear military women are huge sluts and fuck everyone
 
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Water_Flame

Nov 17, 2023
456
Well if I chose the wrong one i would just move along. I hear that gay chicken is popular in the military. I will just say i was playing gay chicken if i need to. if shes a femenin woman and wants to fuck a dude like me, i guess i hope i dont get too many stds. I hear military women are huge sluts and fuck everyone
Military women are mostly ugly and ogre looking. No wonder how High T is always evident in your face, despite being the opposite gender.
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
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Military women are mostly ugly and ogre looking. No wonder how High T is always evident in your face, despite being the opposite gender.
I seen alot of hot military chicks on dating sites. Its not much of a downgrade from an IDF or collage chick, then again incels always raising the bar for what you can call good. If im drafted they might be drafting collage girls too. their trying to enforce gender equality in the draft in burgerland.
 
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Water_Flame

Nov 17, 2023
456
I seen alot of hot military chicks on dating sites. Its not much of a downgrade from an IDF or collage chick, then again incels always raising the bar for what you can call good. If im drafted they might be drafting collage girls too. their trying to enforce gender equality in the draft in burgerland.
Do autists get drafted too?
 
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