Watch the stock markets tomorrow

Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,397
I've heard that it's 2008 all over again. This time I'm well prepared.

I've got my popcorn ready, and some cold ass Pepsi too.

Vince Mcmahon Wwe GIF


Banks are gonna fold. Companies are going down.

Tech firms don't have enough money to take care of their liabilities.

No, not because they are worthless.

It's because whatever money they have is now gone because of the banks.

I'm already calling my loved ones, some who are upper middle class, and trying to convince them not to kill themselves.

What a time to be a neet.


Wrestlemania 21 Sport GIF by WWE


If you're long crypto... sell now!

If you're long stocks... hope for the best.

There's literally nothing you can do.

The prices start falling as soon as the markets open in Asia.


wrestlemania xxv wrestling GIF by WWE


Okay, that's it for today.

Good luck everyone!

p.s.

Convince your father, your mother, and your grandmother to sell everything as soon as possible.

Or say goodbye to your inheritance and muh generational wealth! :feelslol:


Walking In Vince Mcmahon GIF by WWE

W
 
Last edited:
Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,397
SIGNATURE BANK CLOSES!

ANOTHER BANK BITES THE DUST!!


wrestlemania 21 wrestling GIF by WWE
 
Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,397
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The US gov will save the corporations and people who lost access to their monies when SVB & SIGNATURE BANK went down.

This is not good!!! THIS IS REALLY BAD... FAKE CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN?!?!!
HOW DID I EVER FORGET?!?!:
1. PROFITS ARE PRIVATE
2. LOSSES ARE PUBLIC
I SO WANTED TO SEE THE PEOPLE AND THE COMPANIES LOSE ALL OF THEIR MONIES. AND THE BANKS GOING BANKRUPT.

BUT IT ALL MIGHT BE CANCELLED NOW???

FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRSSSSS

No Way Omg GIF by WWE
 
Last edited:
Fabio

Fabio

(◡‿◡)
Dec 4, 2020
15,006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The US gov will save the corporations and people who lost access to their monies when SVB went down.

This is not good!!! THIS IS REALLY BAD... FAKE CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN?!?!!
HOW DID I EVER FORGET?!?!:
1. PROFITS ARE PRIVATE
2. LOSSES ARE PUBLIC
I SO WANTED TO SEE PEOPLE AND COMPANIES LOSE ALL THEIR MONIES.

AND THE BANKS GOING BANKRUPT. BUT IT MIGHT BE CANCELLED NOW???

FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRSSSSS

No Way Omg GIF by WWE
Jewbros keep on wining.
 
Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,397
HAHA THE BANKS ARE PANICKING AND DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL!!!

REMEMBER THAT BANKS HAD THE PERMISSION TO LITERALLY PRINT FREE MONEY...

AND THEY ARE RUN BY HARVARD GRADUATES ETC...

AND THEY STILL CAN'T RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS :feelslol:

I FEEL SOOO GOOD ATM

wrestlemania 21 wrestling GIF by WWE
 
Bad Boy

Bad Boy

Gang gang
Jan 19, 2023
1,051
Hey nigger, can you translate me what they are saying?

 
Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,397
S&P 500 up around 7% since this thread was created.

kxI2aRBc0X22y7ru1U1dn5ryveCm2SO0GPCOeMewNwM.jpg
Yeah the gubbermint handled the bank run well. But it coulda been different is some Republcan free market capitalist was the prezident tbh.

Did you know that George Soros has the opposite mentality to investing? A funny thing for real. I'm more a Soros type of guy.

OBeEd4M1atslx2v2.jpg
 
K

kaang

lurkercel
Oct 29, 2021
3,333
OP the market looks like it's in a downtrend again. I lost 1.5k this week because of it. Post some market analysis so I can inverse you. You're the Jim Cramer of neets.me.
 
Activity
So far there's no one here

Similar threads

Employed
Replies
2
Views
371
Fabio
Fabio
AntiLife
Replies
11
Views
704
LonelyLostman
LonelyLostman
The_Hierophant
Replies
10
Views
648
Lordgoro
Lordgoro
Top