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01zephyr10

01zephyr10

Short term memory loss truecel living on Neet bux
Dec 12, 2020
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  1. Marilyn Manson (Goth Singer) gets accused of abusing his Ex Girl Friend
  2. Spinach has been genetically modified to send Emails by MIT
  3. Scientists have discovered why food gets stuck to non stick pans. (Capillary Convection)
  4. English Old man who raised a Million Pounds for charity died at a 100 Years Old due to Corona Virus
  5. This just in! Jeff Bazos stands down from Amazon.
 
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01zephyr10

01zephyr10

Short term memory loss truecel living on Neet bux
Dec 12, 2020
914
Never ever ever ever thought Bezos would step down rank from Amazon
Makes sense to me being how he's going through a Divorce and no longer the richest person in the world because of it. I wonder if Amazon Space Hotels will be discontinued?
 
01zephyr10

01zephyr10

Short term memory loss truecel living on Neet bux
Dec 12, 2020
914
I forgot to mention Yesterday, that there was an American Shooting also. The Gunman left alive, killed at least one Woman and a few Children.
 
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FeminismIsCancer

FeminismIsCancer

Marecel
Nov 30, 2020
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Elab on the spinach? This one sounds like a troll kek.
 
01zephyr10

01zephyr10

Short term memory loss truecel living on Neet bux
Dec 12, 2020
914
Elab on the spinach? This one sounds like a troll kek.
Spinach has a lot of Iron which makes it reactant to changes. The Bio engineered Leaves will will turn different colors when reacting to changes in the Ground, triggering nano technology inside it to send Emails.
 
FeminismIsCancer

FeminismIsCancer

Marecel
Nov 30, 2020
1,358
Spinach has a lot of Iron which makes it reactant to changes. The Bio engineered Leaves will will turn different colors when reacting to changes in the Ground, triggering nano technology inside it to send Emails.
Oh it’s actually about sensing biological matter. It could have just turned on a led or something, the email part is just a gimmick. It didn’t write it, it sends a pre written one.
 
Ritalincel

Ritalincel

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Nov 28, 2020
4,498
Elab on the spinach? This one sounds like a troll kek.
Spinach
Cum.
Sperm.
Ejaculation fluids.
And you ask why?
Here is why:
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

So after someone swallows, they should feel like Popeye after he's had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.

Guy 1: Last night I watched her swallow my spinach.
Guy 2: Haha! She be like Popeye now!

by KiaFTW August 30, 2009
 

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Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya

I am a cute cat, you are not :3
Jan 26, 2021
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Spinach
Cum.
Sperm.
Ejaculation fluids.
And you ask why?
Here is why:
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

So after someone swallows, they should feel like Popeye after he's had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.

Guy 1: Last night I watched her swallow my spinach.
Guy 2: Haha! She be like Popeye now!

by KiaFTW August 30, 2009
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