What should I tell this girl I‘m talking to on Bumble about my employment status if she asks?

[Pale God]

I might have to lie but at the same time she will find out later sooner or later anyway if I get involved with her. What should I tell her if she asks me in the following days or maybe even later today? She didn’t ask yet but she told me about something she saw at her work.

 

[despera]

-you worked in couple of offices back in the day but you are investing and looking for opportunities nowadays.
-you earned enough money from crypto trading to retire but you are saving them. currently, you are planning your future.
-you didnt like your latest job so you`ll get training soon and move to a different sector.
-you are having a gap year due to temporary family issues.

 

[xinino]

Tell her you are unemployed

 

[Pale God]

-you worked in couple of offices back in the day but you are investing and looking for opportunities nowadays.
-you earned enough money from crypto trading to retire but you are saving them. currently, you are planning your future.
-you didnt like your latest job so you`ll get training soon and move to a different sector.
-you are having a gap year due to temporary family issues.

The thing about not liking my last job seems sensible.

It might be worth a try to tell the truth but it may backfire. I think she is already attracted enough to me not too care too much but it would still feel awkward if I told her the truth.

 

[Pale God]

I feel so bad for still fantasizing and longing more for this blonde, blue-eyed girl I saw on the tram than for this chick who actually has the same interests as me and seems intelligent and down to earth.

Physical attraction is really the most important factor.

 

[Levi]

Hello, my name is John from Microsoft Support

 

[Pale God]

Hello, my name is John from Microsoft Support

What do you think I should tell her if she asks, John?

 

[Levi]

What do you think I should tell her if she asks, John?

We have detected some suspicious activity on your computer that indicates it might be infected with a virus

 

[Sirius]

Tell her you work for the feds... undercover agent

That way you can dissappear around her and not reply to her messages etc

 

[Sirius]

Hello, my name is John from Microsoft Support

Your computer has virus

 

[despera]

The thing about not liking my last job seems sensible.

It might be worth a try to tell the truth but it may backfire. I think she is already attracted enough to me not too care too much but it would still feel awkward if I told her the truth.

If she asks you could tell the truth but dont show yourself weak, try to be confident. If the physcal attraction is there it wont be a problem. Its not like you guys gonna marry asap. She probably wants to hang out and have sex.

 

[Pale God]

Tell her you work for the feds... undercover agent

That way you can dissappear around her and not reply to her messages etc

I feel like she would think like I‘d be trolling or it would be hard to keep a straight face while saying it in real life.

 

[Magonia]

lots of dirls are anti work these days. being that she hasnt asked already is a good sign

 

[Pale God]

If she asks you could tell the truth but dont show yourself weak, try to be confident. If the physcal attraction is there it wont be a problem. Its not like you guys gonna marry asap. She probably wants to hang out and have sex.

I‘m not gonna marry her or any other woman anyway and she doesn’t want to have children like me.

 

[Pale God]

I‘m just sad I don’t feel attracted to her that much but maybe it will be different in real life but I doubt it.

I think I just gravitate more towards feminine women who are borderline bimbos. Women who are more into fashion and stuff like that. And the face is the most important aspect, preferably she is rail-thin aswell and not chubby.

 

[despera]

I‘m just sad I don’t feel attracted to her that much but maybe it will be different in real life but I doubt it.

I think I just gravitate more towards feminine women who are borderline bimbos. Women who are more into fashion and stuff like that. And the face is the most important aspect, preferably she is rail-thin aswell and not chubby.

you may feel attracted to her after hanging out together. even if you dont, you`ll attract more girls once you get a gf. its like law.

 

[xinino]

I‘m not gonna marry her or any other woman anyway and she doesn’t want to have children like me.

Why fucking bother then

 

[Pale God]

you may feel attracted to her after hanging out together. even if you dont, you`ll attract more girls once you get a gf. its like law.

True.

 

[Pale God]

Why fucking bother then

Companionship, sex, having fun together? Kids are the opposite of fun and often just used as chains.

 

[xinino]

Companionship, sex, having fun together? Kids are the opposite of fun and often just used as chains.

Understandable.

 

[AsgardTheFatcel]

I hate knowing the fact you're better looking than I do. Not only better looking, but also more intelligent. I hope all intelligent people hit their heads with something sharp, just like el hijo de puta de arriba llamado xinino... maldito cabrón hijo de puta conchatumadre pendejo.

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

just lie and see her in person asap. you need to get her off the app and her other dudes messaging her.

 

[Pale God]

I hate knowing the fact you're better looking than I do. Not only better looking, but also more intelligent. I hope all intelligent people hit their heads with something sharp, just like el hijo de puta de arriba llamado xinino... maldito cabrón hijo de puta conchatumadre pendejo.

Thanks for the compliment. It's appreciated.

 

[Pale God]

just lie and see her in person asap. you need to get her off the app and her other dudes messaging her.

Yeah, I kinda feel like she lost interest in me already. Her being at her parent‘s yesterday might have been a lie.

 

[Pale God]

It‘s honestly just over. I‘m at square zero again. Not even this girl I talked to yesterday on the phone for an hour is into me anymore apparently.

I mean why else hasn’t she responded to my „What‘s up?“ in hours.

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

Yeah, I kinda feel like she lost interest in me already. Her being at her parent‘s yesterday might have been a lie.

yeah, girls tend to lie/make up an excuse when they dont want to hang out with a guy. would they lie to chad or chad-lite? hell nah brother.

 

[Pale God]

yeah, girls tend to lie/make up an excuse when they dont want to hang out with a guy. would they lie to chad or chad-lite? hell nah brother.

She replied again but she just told me she was watching a movie and I told her I was watching this cartoon named Drawn Together which she liked aswell. After that I was too tired to interact with her.

 

[Unemployed]

I might have to lie but at the same time she will find out later sooner or later anyway if I get involved with her. What should I tell her if she asks me in the following days or maybe even later today? She didn’t ask yet but she told me about something she saw at her work.

See, this is why men should focus on their image. You're the same person who yapped in my threads about not wanting to wear slacks because you would be 'faking it.' Yet, here you are seriously considering lying about your employment status. The absolute nerve you have.

Present yourself honestly, but in the best light possible. You're unemployed, but that doesn't have to mean you're living in your mama's basement, eating Cheetos, and wasting your time playing PlayStation every day.

Think about how you look and how you live. If your wardrobe suggests that you have everything together and your home reflects that as well, a younger woman could easily look past the fact that you're currently jobless or uneducated. Simply because your image doesn't fall into the stereotype of an unemployed loser who can't take care of himself.