Why smoking is healthy for NEETs

[Neet194012940]

because you have to go outside and get sunlight to get away with smoking.
smoking is the only compelling reason to go outside after I discovered that Wall-Mart delivers.

Sunlight has qualities you can't replicate with vitamin D or an UV lamp unless you get the 1000$+ ones

paradoxically, smoking is good for the cardiovascular system, strengthens the gum and teeth, and reduces the risk of cancer and all-cause mortality because the positive effects of the sun outweigh any potential negative effect during the increment of time it takes to light a cigarette up to about a pack a day.

Unless you vape which has all sorts weird kike chemicals + heavy metals in it as well as makes you look like a faggot

 

[Schizo]

because you have to go outside and get sunlight to get away with smoking.
smoking is the only compelling reason to go outside after I discovered that Wall-Mart delivers.

Sunlight has qualities you can't replicate with vitamin D or an UV lamp unless you get the 1000$+ ones

paradoxically, smoking is good for the cardiovascular system, strengthens the gum and teeth, and reduces the risk of cancer and all-cause mortality because the positive effects of the sun outweigh any potential negative effect during the increment of time it takes to light a cigarette up to about a pack a day.

Unless you vape which has all sorts weird kike chemicals + heavy metals in it as well as makes you look like a faggot

I've been smoking since I was 12/13 , Ill probably have health issues during my early 30s , If I'm still around

 

[Neet194012940]

I've been smoking since I was 12/13 , Ill probably have health issues during my early 30s , If I'm still around

cuz your genetic mush and probably have half a dozen more harmful lifestyle habits like slop or inceldom

my grandpa turns 96 soon and he puffs his pipe at the park every day after his morning constitutional. Says it helped him stay alive while the communist party was trying to hunt him down in the 60's

 

[overeitherway]

I've been smoking since I was 12/13 , Ill probably have health issues during my early 30s , If I'm still around

tbh i wish i smoked, my dad's a smoker so i've been inhaling the nigga's offhand smoke my whole life, so tbh might as well should've smoked regardless since i'm already fucked, but i don't really see any interest in smoking

 

[Schizo]

tbh i wish i smoked, my dad's a smoker so i've been inhaling the nigga's offhand smoke my whole life, so tbh might as well should've smoked regardless since i'm already fucked, but i don't really see any interest in smoking

I believe that's much more harmful than smoking itself lol

 

[Neet194012940]

tbh i wish i smoked, my dad's a smoker so i've been inhaling the nigga's offhand smoke my whole life, so tbh might as well should've smoked regardless since i'm already fucked, but i don't really see any interest in smoking

if you got enough during puberty your dick is bigger and your voice is deeper than it would've been if you dad was a cuck.

opposite effect of veganism, basically

 

[overeitherway]

if you got enough during puberty your dick is bigger and your voice is deeper than it would've been if you dad was a cuck.

opposite effect of veganism, basically

i'm still going through puberty

 

[Magonia]

all you need is to be able to get about 15 min of sunlight
I know its hard to find an excuse to go outside. Maybe get a dog or grow a plant instead?

 

[overeitherway]

I believe that's much more harmful than smoking itself lol

yup, it's so retarded, nigga would get mad if i smoked even though i've been inhaling his offhand smoke all my life, would make 0 difference