Discussion Would you rather have a government mandated GF or government paid for drugs?

Which would you prefer?

  • A girl paid by the government to be my girlfriend

  • A reasonable amount of illicit drugs delivered to you monthly for free


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ScornedStoic

NEET
Nov 26, 2020
82
If you choose the girl: she doesn't care about you, and if you pay attention it will be obvious, but she will put a considerable amount of effort into faking enjoying spending time with you. The fact that she is being paid will be common knowledge between the two if you but it won't be brought up.

She'll have sex with you whenever you want 14 times a week in a one week period. This means you could fuck her 14 times in one day or twice a day, it's up to you, but max 14 times per one week period. The sex will also include her putting in effort to fake how she would act with Chad, to about a 60-70% rate of success. Fetish-type sex (anal, violent deepthroating etc) will have to be negotiated with her, but anything generally considered "normal" you're entitled to.

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If you choose the drugs: at the end of every month, you will receive a form to fill out to request which drugs (illegal or otherwise) you would like, free of charge. Basically anything is fair game here, be it weed, cocaine, LSD, DMT, heroin, opioids, etc. Other laws involving drugs still apply i.e. you can't drink and drive, you can't be on coke in public, etc but possession related charges don't apply to you. So if you get caught smoking weed in your apartment for example you wouldn't get in shit if someone called in on you.

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Personally, I would take the drugs every time.
 
NCRcel

NCRcel

Wishing for nuclear winter.
Nov 29, 2020
185
Damn, this was a legitimately difficult decision.

But in the end I chose the GF. I'd basically use her for sex and companionship, but wouldn't confine her to only my house. Outside of our 14 sexy times a week and occasionally hanging out, she can go around and do anything she wants on her own time (except fuck other guys). I'd treat her like a prostitute I can hang out with, basically.

I was very VERY tempted to choose drugs. It would be damn awesome to get some opiates, weed, and benzos for free every month. I'm still on the fence about this decision actually.
 
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impale

impale

NEET
Nov 27, 2020
931
If you choose the girl: she doesn't care about you, and if you pay attention it will be obvious, but she will put a considerable amount of effort into faking enjoying spending time with you. The fact that she is being paid will be common knowledge between the two if you but it won't be brought up.

She'll have sex with you whenever you want 14 times a week in a one week period. This means you could fuck her 14 times in one day or twice a day, it's up to you, but max 14 times per one week period. The sex will also include her putting in effort to fake how she would act with Chad, to about a 60-70% rate of success. Fetish-type sex (anal, violent deepthroating etc) will have to be negotiated with her, but anything generally considered "normal" you're entitled to.

--

If you choose the drugs: at the end of every month, you will receive a form to fill out to request which drugs (illegal or otherwise) you would like, free of charge. Basically anything is fair game here, be it weed, cocaine, LSD, DMT, heroin, opioids, etc. Other laws involving drugs still apply i.e. you can't drink and drive, you can't be on coke in public, etc but possession related charges don't apply to you. So if you get caught smoking weed in your apartment for example you wouldn't get in shit if someone called in on you.

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Personally, I would take the drugs every time.
Drugs and i would sell them for some extra income
 
Copexodius Maximus

Copexodius Maximus

Unwanted, Unloved, and left to die
Dec 2, 2020
2,859
I want the lsd & dmt so I can open my third eye & spirituality max
based, although I reccomend doing mushroom 5g dried in silent darkness. The trip will have a way bigger life changing experience than acid or dmt (since dmt is a short trip and acid still gives you control).
 
milkistermoo

milkistermoo

NEET
Dec 2, 2020
2,890
Drugs, I would try to sell them at cheap prices. Not interested in cheating at life.
 
SkinjobCatastrophe

SkinjobCatastrophe

flossing and driving
Nov 29, 2020
166
Drugs are easy to get. Not so with women. I would much rather have a chick granted to me at no cost, and pay for drugs, because if the government gave me free drugs and I also wanted to fuck some lady I would have to pay way more, in both time and money, than any drugs could cost
 
Zargrim

Zargrim

NEET
Dec 3, 2020
1,191
if I could smoke a shit load of weed I would become hyperproductive and make enough money to buy a gf
 
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Tat Tvam Asi
Dec 13, 2020
7,361
If you choose the girl: she doesn't care about you, and if you pay attention it will be obvious, but she will put a considerable amount of effort into faking enjoying spending time with you. The fact that she is being paid will be common knowledge between the two if you but it won't be brought up.

She'll have sex with you whenever you want 14 times a week in a one week period. This means you could fuck her 14 times in one day or twice a day, it's up to you, but max 14 times per one week period. The sex will also include her putting in effort to fake how she would act with Chad, to about a 60-70% rate of success. Fetish-type sex (anal, violent deepthroating etc) will have to be negotiated with her, but anything generally considered "normal" you're entitled to.

--

If you choose the drugs: at the end of every month, you will receive a form to fill out to request which drugs (illegal or otherwise) you would like, free of charge. Basically anything is fair game here, be it weed, cocaine, LSD, DMT, heroin, opioids, etc. Other laws involving drugs still apply i.e. you can't drink and drive, you can't be on coke in public, etc but possession related charges don't apply to you. So if you get caught smoking weed in your apartment for example you wouldn't get in shit if someone called in on you.

--

Personally, I would take the drugs every time.
I would only get psychedelics like DMT mushrooms Molly LSD etc. But I know a friend who can get them for me and I live in a pretty rural area so I can possess pretty nicely without having neighbors or others on my ass


The GF thing seems just like a rent a gf but for free

That's not my thing cuz I desire a relationship more than sex
 
KingOfNothing

KingOfNothing

King Size Bedcel
May 15, 2022
15
Tough choice. l I allowed to resell the drugs? If yes, it would yield a better return on investment given the current rates escorts charge.
 
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bitcoin

NEET
Apr 11, 2022
1,081
man I can't believe I respected you retards. drugs are the obvious choice. you can always hire a whore but drugs are illegal thus far more valuable. prostitution without love is useless anyway (not that I'm interested in doing drugs feds)
 
Genbu

Genbu

High inhib + low iq ruined my life
Dec 17, 2020
546
Gf easily. I can basically use her as an escort to satisfy my sexual needs. Tf do I need drugs for?
 
Looksmax Refugee

Looksmax Refugee

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Feb 28, 2021
21,194
If she's paid, she's more like a prosititute than a girlfriend
 
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