Serious You are an Iraqi cadet walking down to Tikrit from Camp Speicher but gunmen in trucks and buses give you a ride...

[MelaninQueen]

... but you and your group of cadets later realize you have been kidnapped by gunmen from !SIL. What do you do?

 

[MelaninQueen]

Since I'm probably Shia in the ranks of Iraqi Army, I would make Taqiyyah. If they end up executing us en masse and grouped in the floor, I'd try to play dead in order to escape hours later.