>you WILL fuck the bag

Lucillian

Lucillian

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>if you wore a sleeve on your tongue while you were tasting food, did you really taste it?
No, you tasted the sleeve, not the food.
>if you wore gloves while you were washing your hands, did you really wash your hands?
No, you washed the gloves, not your hands.
>if you touched someone's skin while you were wearing gloves, did you really touch them?
No, your fingers touched the inside of the gloves, and the gloves touched them.
>if you wore a bag on your dick then stuck your dick into a vagina, are you really having sex?
No, your dick touched the inside of the bag, and the bag fucked them, not your dick.
>does only raw sex count as real sex?
Yes, anything other than sticking a penis into a raw vagina is mutual masturbation, including bagfucking and anal sex.
>can you lose your virginity in any way other than sticking your dick into a vagina?
No, blowjobs and anal sex do not count as losing virginity, and neither does fucking a bag.
>does this mean bagfuckers and faggots are still technically virgins?
Yes, assuming they haven't had raw sex with a vagina at least once.

Cope arguments -
>if you strangled someone while wearing gloves, are you still committing murder?
Yes, because you are in direct control of the object that is the cause of their strangulation.
>if you wore a bag on your dick then stuck your dick into a dude's ass, are you gay?
Yes, because bagfucking is mutual masturbation, and masturbating with another dude is gay.
>is OP a virgin?
No, this is just a coping mechanism you use whilst coming to terms with the harsh reality set out before you.
 
Lucillian

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Lucillian

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Fucking jews
 
milkistermoo

milkistermoo

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Your rebuttals are really interesting. I've never thought about them before.
 
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