Big fat black woman theory

[Khaos]

When I was in college, some guy I knew told me about the big fat black woman theory. According to this postulate, when you get on public transportation in a western country during a relatively busy time and are about to sit down in a vacant seat, there is a 66.67% chance that a big black woman will spawn out of nowhere and rush to take the empty seat before you. He demonstrated it in front of me too so it's verified and proven. Just thought I would educate you neets who don't leave home during busy hours.

 

[WeebHunter3000]

Real talk. This once happened to me, and she said her name was @Lucillian

 

[Lucillian]

Real talk. This once happened to me, and she said her name was @Lucillian

 

[patientfrog]

When I was in college, some guy I knew told me about the big fat black woman theory. According to this postulate, when you get on public transportation in a western country during a relatively busy time and are about to sit down in a vacant seat, there is a 66.67% chance that a big black woman will spawn out of nowhere and rush to take the empty seat before you. He demonstrated it in front of me too so it's verified and proven. Just thought I would educate you neets who don't leave home during busy hours.

man i hate taking busses. took busses in college and it always sucked. much better to have your own car you can drive.

 

[Magonia]

the empty seat before you

Back of the bus white boy

 

[AI-cel]

no black woman in my area

but they are replaced with babushkas

 

[VoDkA]

Seems a bit racist tbh?