Ultimate NEETmaxpill

[r3wdd]

1. Have EU - Passport
2. Fly to Martinique or another of the French DOM TOM territories
3. Apply for RSA and all the other NEETbux
4. Enjoy a free house and 1000€ a month in Paradise

 

[SoupaSilva]

Brexit

 

[Fabio]

How legit is this lmao?

 

[r3wdd]

If one of you can afford the trip and is willing to risk it I can offer some help. I bet they will not deport non-eu citizens so you could probably risk it anyway.

 

[Fabio]

If one of you can afford the trip and is willing to risk it I can offer some help. I bet they will not deport non-eu citizens so you could probably risk it anyway.

You just want our kidneys.

 

[Asylum Patient]

You just want our kidneys.

Stolen kidneys or not I'm definitely writing that down.

 

[Fabio]

Stolen kidneys or not I'm definitely writing that down.

Sounds way too good to be true, what stops hordes of easterners from just going there? 1k is more than average monthly wage in pretty much entire EE. There has to be a catch...

 

[chudur-budur]

larp
there is no fucking way a single person can grow so many kind of crops in his "garden" that would obviate his food supply from markets permanently
growing food incurs cost and decent amount of labor, also there are many other factors, like climate, soil quality, pests and so on
nothing is free in this world, except neetbux

 

[Fabio]

larp
there is no fucking way a single person can grow so many kind of crops in his "gardern" that would obviate his food supply from markets permanently
growing food incurs cost and decent amount of labor, also there are many other factors, like climate, soil quality, pests and so on
nothing is free in this world, except neetbux

Well he did say that he gets 1k eurobucks, probably covers rent+food but that's it. But anyway, this sounds like a larp indeed.

 

[r3wdd]

Well he did say that he gets 1k eurobucks, probably covers rent+food but that's it. But anyway, this sounds like a larp indeed.

He gets 800€ and a free house and driving money. It is not a LARP they have plenty of free flates etc, there and no homeless, but you will have to live among blacks.

 

[Unemployed]

He gets 800€ and a free house and driving money. It is not a LARP they have plenty of free flates etc, there and no homeless, but you will have to live among blacks.

what if you don't like it there you're like stuck there forever?! I bet the flight tickets cost a fortune

 

[r3wdd]

what if you don't like it there you're like stuck there forever?! I bet the flight tickets cost a fortune

nah they are like 200€