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- Jul 2, 2022
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This forum has become renowned, some might even say notorious, for the high caliber of its users' literary output in both poetry and prose fiction. So I'm going to bring your attention to an overlooked and underappreciated category of NEET artistic endeavour: vidya game design.
Everyone consooms vidya to cope, but the neets listed below have moved beyond mere consumption and criticism to become creators of original vidya or at least propose their own vidya concept.
Vote for your favourite candidate in the poll!
@PointOfNoReturn - "Pookemon" (https://neets.net/threads/how-would-you-feel-about-a-pookemon-set-in-india.27765/)
Summary: A Pokemon game set in India and acculturated to Indian norms. Simple concept yet one with immense entertainment potential. Game developer has never played Pokemon before but is a gigamogger, so just trust him.
@IGiveUp - "Neets.me Yaoi Dating Sim" (part 1: https://neets.net/threads/neets-me-dating-sim-yaoi-edition.27520/ part 2: https://neets.net/threads/neets-me-dating-sim-yaoi-edition-part-2.27577/)
Summary: Another straightforward game with an alluring premise: Players can romance their forum crush without the risks and inconveniences of irl dating
Rumoured to be made with funding from three letter name agencies and the alphabet mafia for the purpose of grooming impressionable young minds into twisted homosexuals who'll serve the globohomo agenda - play at own risk.
@AI-cel - "An AI-dventure" (https://neets.net/threads/rate-this-game-story.25708/)
Summary: A vidya game based entirely on a concept generated by an AI language model, humanity's first glimpse of the Singularity. Game developer vanished in the Kazakh sand dunes shortly after publishing his game.
@yknowwhat - "Do Not Play" (GDrive link: https://neets.net/threads/made-a-scariest-horror-game-ever.27811/ Mediafire: https://neets.net/threads/play-my-game-faggots.26755/)
Summary: Players will enjoy the scariest horror vidya game ever made by a neet, if they can first get over their fear of downloading and running unknown .exe files. As its name makes clear, this game is not for the faint of heart.
@VoDkA - "KAMIKAZE WARLORDS" (https://neets.net/threads/my-shitty-demo.23215/)
Summary: A single-player platformer action-fighter game by a professional game developer, who, despite his deepseated mistrust of the federal government, chose to make the MC a US government contractor fighting hostile aliens on a government-assigned mission.
@Incellectual_Anon - "The Pumpkin Restoration" (https://neets.net/threads/the-shay-files.20349/page-4#post-223923)
Summary: Created by Intellau aka "Aspie John" while fighting depression, this game could have been to vidya what Vincent Van Gogh's self-portraits and paintings of sunflowers were to modern art, but sadly was lost when his Lenovo IdeaPad crashed - like how van Gogh's "Painter on His Way to Work" vanished during WW2.
We can only read its description in the Shay Files and mourn its loss
Everyone consooms vidya to cope, but the neets listed below have moved beyond mere consumption and criticism to become creators of original vidya or at least propose their own vidya concept.
Vote for your favourite candidate in the poll!
@PointOfNoReturn - "Pookemon" (https://neets.net/threads/how-would-you-feel-about-a-pookemon-set-in-india.27765/)
Summary: A Pokemon game set in India and acculturated to Indian norms. Simple concept yet one with immense entertainment potential. Game developer has never played Pokemon before but is a gigamogger, so just trust him.
@IGiveUp - "Neets.me Yaoi Dating Sim" (part 1: https://neets.net/threads/neets-me-dating-sim-yaoi-edition.27520/ part 2: https://neets.net/threads/neets-me-dating-sim-yaoi-edition-part-2.27577/)
Summary: Another straightforward game with an alluring premise: Players can romance their forum crush without the risks and inconveniences of irl dating
Rumoured to be made with funding from three letter name agencies and the alphabet mafia for the purpose of grooming impressionable young minds into twisted homosexuals who'll serve the globohomo agenda - play at own risk.@AI-cel - "An AI-dventure" (https://neets.net/threads/rate-this-game-story.25708/)
Summary: A vidya game based entirely on a concept generated by an AI language model, humanity's first glimpse of the Singularity. Game developer vanished in the Kazakh sand dunes shortly after publishing his game.
@yknowwhat - "Do Not Play" (GDrive link: https://neets.net/threads/made-a-scariest-horror-game-ever.27811/ Mediafire: https://neets.net/threads/play-my-game-faggots.26755/)
Summary: Players will enjoy the scariest horror vidya game ever made by a neet, if they can first get over their fear of downloading and running unknown .exe files. As its name makes clear, this game is not for the faint of heart.
@VoDkA - "KAMIKAZE WARLORDS" (https://neets.net/threads/my-shitty-demo.23215/)
Summary: A single-player platformer action-fighter game by a professional game developer, who, despite his deepseated mistrust of the federal government, chose to make the MC a US government contractor fighting hostile aliens on a government-assigned mission.
/agdg/ shat on it, hahaha.
Kamikaze Warlords (ALPHA MOVEMENT TEST) by TetsuoShima1
tetsuoshima1.itch.io
Planned Story----------------------------------------------------Two young Ninjas are hired by the US government to eliminate the Alien threat. The go by code names. Rigor-Mortis and Hitman. The two young men are actually cousins.
----------------------------Controls------------------------------------------------------------------
Z - Cape strike
X - Cape toss
C - Jump
S - Stride (This strides through most solid blocks)
UP ARROW KEY + S - Ninpo
H - Restart
ESC - Exit game
Alt + Enter - Full screen
------------------------------------------Plans from here on-----------------------------------------
- Additional character - More powerful but slightly slower
-------------------------------------------Additional info---------------------------------------------
Donations are greatly admired. Any amount helps.
A donation will let you into the dev discord to see the progress firsthand
@Incellectual_Anon - "The Pumpkin Restoration" (https://neets.net/threads/the-shay-files.20349/page-4#post-223923)
Summary: Created by Intellau aka "Aspie John" while fighting depression, this game could have been to vidya what Vincent Van Gogh's self-portraits and paintings of sunflowers were to modern art, but sadly was lost when his Lenovo IdeaPad crashed - like how van Gogh's "Painter on His Way to Work" vanished during WW2.
We can only read its description in the Shay Files and mourn its loss
2019:
Aspie John was inexperienced and still virgin. He had no degrees, certificates, or work history. He was severely depressed. He barely had a Git repository and his Repl.it was filled with political rubbish. Anxious Jane was sleeping with other males as our protagonist attempted to clutch his shattered life and restore his shattered history.
His project name: "The Pumpkin Restoration"
A 2D sprite-based mobile game that would incorporate mechanics of games like Street Fighter and yet utilize a magic-based system. Necromancy was the intended primary ability of the main character.
The game was to be scripted completely in GDScript. Or perhaps he would use a combination of GDScript and Lua.
(Lua)
(GDScript)
His Lenovo IdeaPad had defective RAM, however, and he lost his progress. He then returned to his depressive haze.
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