i can't find a job tbh

[methcel]

all the jobs that aren't mccucking for something like mcdonalds are either too far away or require prerequisites i can't meet. there was one job delivering newpapers at night that i almost got and i figured it would be comfy, even if the pay was shit, because it involves miminum interaction with normies; but the guy running the business is indian and india niggers are by far the most incompetent and useless trash on the planet. i called them up and for like four times they forgot they were supposed to take me out to trial so i gave up with them. its almost christmas and new year so how am i going to explain to my family my situation, what will i tell them i have been doing for the last year

 

[Atila]

Forklift driver

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

there is an age old strat to obtain neetbuxx in the jobcentre that generations of neets passed down.
the method is larp as depressed and say cant work cos of anxiety.
one must also consume gallons of redbull and have 15 kids to gather child support

 

[Asylum Patient]

Forklift driver

From forklift driver to Tesla electrician. Anything is possible, eat clean, shoot for the stars, never give up.

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

Forklift driver

why dont you sell sabine in the redlight district?

 

[Atila]

why dont you sell sabine in the redlight district?

Im not like your father

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

Im not like your father

cucked

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

Im not like your father

my father will sell her for you then

 

[Atila]

cucked

Stop breathing

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

im a fag

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

why dont you sell sabine in the redlight district?

 

[methcel]

Forklift driver

lifts me.

 

[Asylum Patient]

there was one job delivering newpapers at night that i almost got and i figured it would be comfy, even if the pay was shit, because it involves miminum interaction with normies

I had a newspaper delivery job when I was a teenager. It really was comfy. Like you said no annoying interactions with shitty coworkers, always put my headphones on and walked my route daydreaming in my world.

It only sucked during winter when snow got stuck in the wheels of the newspaper trolley. Thing was super heavy to pull.

 

[CelticKHV]

there is an age old strat to obtain neetbuxx in the jobcentre that generations of neets passed down.
the method is larp as depressed and say cant work cos of anxiety.
one must also consume gallons of redbull and have 15 kids to gather child support

If you use that as an excuse they would make you attend therapy appointments and show a doctor's note. The NHS would only offer so many therapy appointments so what are you supposed to do then.

 

[THE NEWer HONKLER]

If you use that as an excuse they would make you attend therapy appointments and show a doctor's note. The NHS would only offer so many therapy appointments so what are you supposed to do then.

idk look and apply for jobs, but deliberately fuck the interview up