How do I get fired from my job without getting in trouble?

[Samisnotsocool223]

I hate my supermarket job (work at the deli/stacking shelves/registers) and want to quit, I've been working for 5 months at this minimum wage job and they give me shit hours (7am-4pm everyday). I want to quit and NEETmaxx but my parents would be pissed if I did that, so I'm thinking maybe I should get fired instead. What's the best way to get fired from a supermarket job without getting into trouble? It has to be a major fuck up because they really don't want to fire me since I'm a good little wagie that accepts their shitty hours

 

[MongoloidJoe]

Never wage for no pussy in return

No pussy no work

 

[Alatrist]

aight i have an idea
so, show up to work but then hide in the employees only area for the entire shift

 

[SoupaSilva]

Quit and neetmaxx, lie to your parents and say you got fired? Just give them a trivial reason or maybe mixing halal/non halal meat, allergens, plenty of bs excuses you could come up with.
Idk if companies are required to provide you with a letter or email where you live but only 1/3 proper jobs i had did.

 

[Thadman]

Set the store on fire, shoot your employer in the head, then claim it was an accident and that you are a poor disenfranchised soul which as a result made you do that.

Fucking around, just ask them to shorten your hours as you are trying to switch to a part time role. Claim that you have college classes upcoming and as a result you can only work for half your current shift.

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

Never wage for no pussy in return

No pussy no work

Based as usual joe

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

Quit and neetmaxx, lie to your parents and say you got fired? Just give them a trivial reason or maybe mixing halal/non halal meat, allergens, plenty of bs excuses you could come up with.
Idk if companies are required to provide you with a letter or email where you live but only 1/3 proper jobs i had did.

My parents would definitely get suspicious and ask for proof so I'd probs need to actually get fired

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

aight i have an idea
so, show up to work but then hide in the employees only area for the entire shift

High iq

 

[Zangano1]

Sexually harras your coworkers, you could have fun while doing it

 

[Rebbington]

I hate my supermarket job (work at the deli/stacking shelves/registers) and want to quit, I've been working for 5 months at this minimum wage job and they give me shit hours (7am-4pm everyday). I want to quit and NEETmaxx but my parents would be pissed if I did that, so I'm thinking maybe I should get fired instead. What's the best way to get fired from a supermarket job without getting into trouble? It has to be a major fuck up because they really don't want to fire me since I'm a good little wagie that accepts their shitty hours

1. Shoot up ur work place
2. Send dick pics to ur bosses daughter/wife
3. Shit on ur bosses desk
4. Rape ur bosses favourite thing (computer, book or whatever)
5. Have a racist meltdown start screaming nigger and yell about crime rate statistics
6. Smoke crystal meth in front of ur boss
7. Kill ur boss
8. Show him that u post on .me

 

[Alatrist]

Sexually harras your coworkers, you could have fun while doing it

bro wants to quit his job not end up in prison